What Would Your Pet Text?
Imagine your pet had an unlimited data plan–and wasn’t afraid to use it. Angie Bailey did — and the result was Texts From Mittens, a lover of Judge Judy, fancy fountains, liver treats…and creator of unnecessary drama. Mitty loves to text about whatever is on his mind, like…
— Texts from Mittens (@TextFromMittens) April 7, 2015
…dieting and dating (a dangerous combination):
— Texts from Mittens (@TextFromMittens) March 18, 2015
…and missing his human when she’s at work (awww):
— Texts from Mittens (@TextFromMittens) March 24, 2015
How about you, readers? Share what you think your pet would text to you in the comments!
About Texts From Mittens:
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil.
Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats.